ARE YOU MAD?

THE BUTTON SAID DO NOT CLICK!

DO YOU GO AROUND IN YOUR NORMAL LIFE DISREGARDING WARNING SIGNS WILLY NILLY?

DO YOU PLAY ON TRAIN LINES? STICK YOUR FINGERS IN PLUG SOCKETS? OR STROKE DANGEROUS ANIMALS, WHENEVER THE FANCY TAKES YOU?

I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT.

SO, WHY DID YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON? THE ONE THAT EXPRESSLY TOLD YOU NOT TO.

WHY? ASK YOURSELF WHY? AND THEN, TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL A BIT BETTER FOR CLEARLY BEING SO SILLY, GO AND BUY ALL MY BOOKS.

EACH AND EVERY ONE. BECAUSE ONLY THIS WAY CAN YOU MAKE AMENDS FOR BEING SO UTTERLY, UTTERLY FOOLISH.